How long's it been since you got laid?

你有多久没跟人上床了？

My dad might get laid off.

我的父亲可能会被解雇。

" I applied for unemployment the day I got laid off, " she says.

“我下岗那天，就申请了失业保障。

This woman needs to get laid.

这种女人绝对是欲求不满。

Eek barba dirkle, somebody's gonna get laid in college.

哎巴带 某人在大学里肯定有艳福咯。

Did you get laid last night?

你昨晚被上了吗？

" Get laid, " They said. " Rebound the pain away! "

“约炮去”，他们说，“去打个分手炮！”

And it's all for what? Just to get laid.

这都是为了啥啊 就为了滚床单。

Ooh-LA-LA, someone's gonna get laid in college.

哦啦啦 某人在大学肯定要有艳福咯。

He got laid off from his job and now his family is completely broke.

他被辞退了，现在他的家庭彻底破产了。

Oh, my God. You haven't told her you got laid off.

我的天哪 你还没告诉她你被开除了。

Did you come all the way here just to tell us that you got laid?

你跑这么老远，就是为了告诉我你约炮了？

You're saying I couldn't get laid in a women's prison with a handful of pardons.

你是想说 我即使拿着赦令走进女子监狱也没人会跟我上床。

The mansion we slept in was one that I crept in， the way I get laid is through deceit.

我们夜宿于我私闯的民宅，我欺骗良家妇女。

But sometimes, life throws curveballs our way and we go through painful breakups or get laid off.

但有时，生活会给我们带来难题，我们会经历痛苦的分手或被解雇。

But he says people who don't take vacation time can get laid off just like anyone else.

但是他表示不休假的人同样会像其他人一样被解雇。

Why doesn't she get drunk or get laid? That's what I would do if you left me.

她为什么不大醉一场，或出去鬼混一下。如果你抛弃我，我就这么做。

And just when you think you've got the lay of the land...the ground underneath you shifts and knocks you off your feet.

一旦你觉得上了岸，脚下的地面会推动你一直前行。

And I sat there for six hours on slack and watched my colleagues get laid off one by one.

我在那里闲坐了六个小时，看着同事们一个个被解雇。

The mansion we slept in was one that I crept in. The way I get laid is through deceit.

我们睡的豪宅是我闯空门的那栋。我找人上床的方法就是用诈骗的。