Crappy balloon animals ain't gonna cut it! We need the monkey!

动物气球唬不了他们！这儿需要猴子！

And Leonard's lactose intolerant, so he can't eat anything here without his intestines blowing up like a balloon animal.

而莱纳德有乳糖不耐 所以除非他想让自己的肠子涨得跟动物气球似的 否则是什么都吃不了的。

He's an innocent whose only drive...is to bring people joy and laughter and balloon animals. He's- He's the least sexual being on earth.

他是个纯情大男孩，唯一的目标就是给人们带去喜庆、 欢笑和气球扎成的动物。他是地球上最与性无关的东西。

250.that'll twist you like a balloon animal.

能把你拧成像气球动物那样的。

How about a guy who makes balloon animals?

那么有做气球动物的人吗?

Crappy balloon animals ain't gonna cut it!

动物气球唬不了他们！

Should I move on to card tricks or balloon animals?

我是不是该给他们玩变魔术呀？

Coco the clown will make you any balloon animal you want.

小丑可可会给你任何你想要的动物气球。

No. I'm Fizbo the clown. I don't know who this Uncle Cam is, but he sure sounds handsome, doesn't he? Hey, who likes balloon animals?

不，我是小丑菲茨宝。我不知道小卡舅夫是谁，但听上去他似乎很帅，不是吗？谁喜欢气球拧的动物？

I'm the ass-kicking clown...that'll twist you like a balloon animal. I will beat your head against this bumper until the air bags deploy. So apologize to my boyfriend right now!

我是个惩恶扬善的小丑，能把你拧成像气球动物那样的。我可以拿你的脑袋猛撞保险杠直到气囊弹开。立刻向我男友道歉！