Oh, great. Do you want to go halfsies on a $200 squirt gun?

太好了，你想不想跟我平摊 一个200块的水枪?

Hey, can I go halfsies with ya?

嘿，能算我一半吗？

So, do you want to go halfsies?

你想跟我分一半吗？

We can't afford to go halfsies.

我们出不了一半。

We go halfsies on a pot-bellied pig, and suddenly it's all mine when it's frothing at the mouth and corners your mom in the laundry room.

我们说好了那只大肚猪一起养，结果当它开始口吐白沫以及把你老妈逼到洗衣房角落时，就是我的猪了。