Look at them. - These look like butt cheeks.

看他们。- 这些看起来像屁股。

If a magician can open my beer with his butt cheeks, then all right.

要是魔术师能用臀部 开啤酒罐，那就请啊。

And one day after school in the locker room, he pinned me down, and he taped my butt cheeks together.

有一天放学在更衣室，他把我摁倒 用胶带把我屁股粘在一起描写五位叛逆男女学生的电影。

Oh, right, because you always pull your pants down on the count of three and play wipe out on your butt cheeks.

哦，对了，因为你总是在数到三时拉下裤子，然后在你的屁股上玩擦拭。

It used to be macho stuff, you know, like making a guy drink a shot out of your belly button or passing an orange around only using your butt cheeks.

以前都是很爷们的玩法，你懂的，比如让人从你的肚脐眼喝烈酒（大学兄弟会的入会仪式，常伴有羞辱性质的挑战，但通常不会有杰说的那么基味十足），或者是大家屁股夹着橘子传来传去。

They don't got to try to, you know, squeeze the butt cheeks together to make sure that the duet comes out at a slow and steady pace, so that no unpredictable, no I suddenly escapes and brings you deep, deep shame.

他们不需要试着 你知道 把屁股挤在一起以确保二重唱以缓慢而稳定的节奏进行 这样就不会有不可预测的 不会有我突然逃脱 给你带来深深的耻辱。