Now at least maybe I can learn how to do an at home bikini wax with leftover Christmas candles.

不然至少可以学会，怎样用圣诞树剩下的蜡烛除毛。

She asked me to give her a bikini wax.

她让我给她的比基尼区热蜡除毛。

The onIy thing more uncomfortabIe than a bikini wax...

跟前男友共搭一部电梯 比脱毛还痛苦。

Oh, my God. How do you botch a bikini wax?

天哪 蜜蜡脱毛还能弄糟？

Why would I get a bikini wax for my birthday?

为什么我生日要做比基尼蜜蜡脱毛？

Or we could take you to get a bikini wax.

或者我们可以带你去做比基尼蜜蜡脱毛。

The first thing yOui'll need is a gOOd bikini wax.

你首先需要进行比基尼脱毛。

After a grueIing day, which incIuded Ieg, eyebrow, and bikini waxes...

在累了一天 除了脚毛、眉毛跟耻毛后。

Yeah, that and $45 will get my cat a Brazilian bikini wax.

而且花了45块给我的猫买了巴西脱毛蜡。

I want to to the club while this bikini wax is still fresh.

我想趁蜜蜡脱毛还新鲜的时候到酒吧。

A guy once broke up with me because l missed a bikini wax.

有个家伙因为我没抹防晒蜡 和我分手。

Oh, real fun. About as fun as that bikini wax.

对啊 好玩 和我那山寨的脱毛胶布一样好玩。

If not, I can learn how to do a bikini wax with leftover Christmas candles.

就算没有，我可以学着 用剩下的耶诞节蜡烛做比基尼除毛。

Last week, I gave myself a bikini wax with duct tape I stole from the diner.

上周我给私处脱毛用的蜜蜡都只能用从餐馆偷来的胶布代替。

I've been saving something for an emergency, like a burst appendix or a first date bikini wax.

我存了些东西救急用，像是阑尾炎 或者第一次约会时 必须的比基尼蜂蜡脱毛。