Well, Kurt Godel's incompleteness theorems eliminate the possibility of a unified theory.

数学家库尔特·哥德尔的不完备定理排除了统一理论的可能性。

My ultimate goal is to one day devise the grand unified field theory.

我的终极目标是有一天能提出大统一场理论。

A unified theory of everything, including perhaps as many as 11 dimensions, would then beckon.

也许，一个普适的可能涉及11维的统一理论会就此出现。

It wasn't until a couple of decades ago that we came up with a unified theory of disgust.

直到数十年前我们才发展出一个关于厌恶统一的理论。

You don't get it, Leonard. I'm going to miss so much. The unified field theory, cold fusion, the dogapus.

你不明白 莱纳德 我会错过很多东西 统一场论 冷聚变 还有章狗。

Perhaps I'll spend some time developing a unified theory of comedy, which will allow me to elicit laughter from anyone at any time.

也许我该花些时间研究出一个统一的喜剧理论，让我能随时随地使人发笑。

Thus it is impossible to test grand unified theories directly in the laboratory.

因此，不可能直接在实验室中检验大统一理论。

Like, I want to actually create a unifying theory of behavior change.

就像，我想真正创建一个统一的行为改变理论。

Ooh, the grand unified field theory!

大统一场论啊！

But can there really be such a unified theory?

但真的能有这样一个统一的理论吗？

Is the unified theory so compelling that it brings about its own existence?

统一理论是否如此令人信服以至于它自己存在？

Grand unified theories do not include the force of gravity.

大统一理论不包括引力。

That sounds like a step towards a unified field theory.

感觉离统一场论又更近一步了。

But there is a fundamental paradox in the search for such a complete unified theory.

但是在寻找这样一个完整的统一理论的过程中存在一个根本的悖论。

I have not yet published my paper on unified field theory!

我还没有发表关于统一场理论的论文！

But a grand unified field theory would explain the universe.

但大统一场论能解释宇宙奥秘啊。

And as those relationships suffered, so did I. Taken together, my two excellent drawings represent a kind of amateur unified field theory of love.

当这些关系受到影响时，我也是如此。总而言之，我的两幅出色的图画代表了一种业余的爱情统一场论。

However, we are fairly certain of some features that such a unified theory should have.

然而，我们相当确定这样一个统一理论应该具有的一些特征。

Some researchers argue that a solution to this and many other paradoxes will come naturally with a “unified theory of everything.”

一些研究人员认为， 解决这个问题和许多其他悖论的方法自然会随着“万物统一理论” 而来。

Yes, but if I'm successful, I will be able to map and reproduce your thought processes in deriving a grand unified theory, and therefore, subsume your conclusions under my paradigm.

是没错 但要是我成功了 我就能绘制和再现你演算出统一场理论的思维加工过程，因此你的结论也得纳入我的范式。