Where in tarnation is my lunch?

他奶奶的，我的午饭在哪？

Z, what the hell and tarnation?

Z，这到底是什么鬼？

What in tarnation is going on here?

这到底怎么回事？

What in tarnation is going on in here?

这里究竟又出什么乱子了？

What in tarnations was that? What did I just see?

到底怎么回事 我刚看到了什么？

As soon as one of you explains what in tarnation is going on.

你们跟我解释清楚这事就放。