A cat wearing socks — it can't be natural.

“穿袜子的猫，这怎么可能自然。”

Can you help me find my other sock? It must be here somewhere.

你们能帮我找找我的另一只袜子吗？它一定在什么地方。

Well, by the smell of this sock, it's going to be cheese on toast.

从这只袜子的味道来看，像是奶酪面包。

I told you, it's the TV. Jay Leno lost a sock; it's hilarious.

说了是电视里的对话。杰·雷诺丢了一只袜子太逗了。

BUT where is my other sock? It's there. Where? There! Where? It's on your shoulder.

但我的另一只袜子呢？这里。哪里？这里！哪里？在你的肩膀上。

Where are my socks? Oh no, they're not my socks. It's not socks. No, where are my socks?

我的袜子在哪儿？哦不，这不是我的袜子，这不是袜子，不是，我的袜子在哪儿？

I ripped off my sock; it was already red.

我扯掉了袜子；已经是红色的了。

Oh, I know. I found this sock. It's on your shoulder. Maggie, there's nothing on my shoulder. Haha. No.

哦，我知道啦，我找到这只袜子了。在你的肩膀上。麦琪，我肩膀上没东西。哈哈，不是。

It could be a pair of socks, it could be a light bulb.

它可以是一双袜子， 也可以是一个灯泡。

This used to be a white sock. It is now a little bit of gray sock, and in places a little bit of a yellow sock.

这曾经是一只白袜子。 它现在有点灰色袜子， 有些地方有点黄色袜子。

Have you ever noticed that when you're wearing socks, it's much harder to slide your feet across carpet than it is to slide then across a wood floor?

你有没有注意到， 当你穿着袜子时，脚在地毯上滑动比在木地板上滑动要困难得多？

So that's why I was on E's back, saying: " Pick up your socks." It means I probably ask him to pick up his socks every hour or every day.

所以这就是为什么我在 E 的背上，说：“拿起你的袜子。”这意味着我可能会要求他每小时或每天收拾他的袜子。

The socks say it, right? - The socks it, right. The socks said that I'm allergic to idiots. - But it doesn't mean that he's a horrible person, guys. - No, it doesn't mean I'm a horrible person.

袜子的问题，对吗？- 袜子，对。袜子上写着我对白痴过敏。- 但这并不意味着他是个可怕的人，朋友们。- 不，这并不意味着我是个可怕的人。