Have you ever seen a rhinoceros poop?

你见过犀牛排便吗？

My tummy aches. I have to poop.

我肚子痛。我要去大便。

You ever wonder why birds poop on your car?

你有想过为什么鸟要向你的车上拉屎吗？

That's bird poop, dead birds and trees and mulch.

那是鸟粪、死鸟、树木和地膜。

Except Santa doesn't poop on the plate of cookies.

除了圣诞老公公 不会在饼干盘里便便以外。

Koalas, too, must eat their own poop.

考拉也是如此，必须食用自己的大便。

Its poop. Fossilized dung. They call it coprolite.

大便。粪便化石。它们叫做粪化石。

When they're not eating, pandas rest and rest and poop and poop.

当它们不吃东西的时候，熊猫休息，休息，然后拉屎。

He would be collecting a bucket a day of goose poop in it.

他每天要收集一桶鹅粪。

Just do it. No one cares. They're just like, That's what happens. You poop. Just poop.

只管去做。没有人在意。他们会认为，“事情就是那样。”去大便。直接大便就行。