Over here is actually number eight, the flower funhouse that I'm gonna be cleaning today.

这里其实是8号，我今天要打扫的花店。

I feel like I'm looking at a funhouse mirror.

我觉得我在看一面哈哈镜。

First of all, you would see the strangest funhouse mirror in the universe.

首先，你会看见宇宙有史以来最奇特的哈哈镜。

Maybe we could meet up behind a tent, or the funhouse.

或许我们可以在帐篷后面见面，或者是欢乐屋。

I wiII not caIm down. We Iive in a funhouse here.

我不能冷静。咱们家都成乐趣屋了。

Do not get drawn into Barney Stinson's circus tent of funhouse mirrors and flawed logic.

别掉进Barney Stinson幻想和谬论当中。

But puberty left me this funhouse mirror dryad: teeth set at science fiction angles, crooked nose, face donkey-long and pox-marked where the hormones went finger-painting.

依照科幻小说角度排列的牙齿、歪鼻子、脸有如驴子般长、还布满荷尔蒙大玩指印画时留下的浓疱疤痕。

State fairs often have something called a " funhouse" (one word), where you can walk in can see some scary things or exciting things.

州集市通常有一个叫做“funhouse” （一个词）的东西，你可以走进去看到一些可怕的东西或令人兴奋的东西。