Hey, yo, dad jokes for you.

嘿，给你讲了一个冷笑话。

Dad joke. Why are chicken so funny?

说个老梗，为什么鸡这么有趣？

But Dad jokes are known for being … not funny.

但是爸爸的笑话以… 不好笑而闻名。

OK, that last one's a bad dad joke.

好吧，要讲个冷笑话了。

Do you know any dad jokes?

你知道哪些冷笑话呢？

Dad joke alert, what did the pirate say when he turned 80?

冷笑话，80岁的海盗会说什么？

I don't always tell dad jokes, but when I do he laughs.

我不常讲那种笑话，但我一讲我爸爸一定会笑。

And in today's video we're going to look at three English dad jokes.

在今天的视频中，我们将看三个英语冷笑话。

While dad jokes are hated by some, they can help you to learn some homonyms.

尽管有些人讨厌冷笑话，但它们可以帮助你学习一些同音异义词。

I want to thank everyone for commending my dad jokes and asking me to do more of them.

我要感谢大家对我的老掉牙笑话表示赞赏，还要求我多讲一些。

Speaking of map, dad joke alert, I got an email the other day explaining how to read maps backwards.

说起地图，老爸笑话（想要表现一下幽默却导致冷场的笑话）预警，前几天我收到一封电子邮件，教我如何倒着读地图。

All right. Dad joke alert: what do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.

什么熊没有牙齿？软糖做的熊。

I went this entire video without making a really bad dad joke about how this science blew me away.

我看完了整个视频，我还没有说一个关于这项科学如何让我大吃一惊的冷笑话。

Dad jokes often include a pun, which is a humorous use of a word or phrase, which has several meanings.

冷笑话通常包括双关语，即幽默地使用具有多种含义的单词或短语。

There's only one way that I can now muck this up and that's with a terrible dad joke of the week.

现在只有一种方法能让我把这件事搞砸，那就是一周一期的糟糕老爸笑话。

Get cool new perks like this one, submitting a dad joke for me to read at the end of the episode.

获得像这样酷的新福利，在视频结束时提交一个冷笑话让我读。

Do you have a good dad joke?

你有一个好的爸爸笑话吗？

(Laughter) Like any good dad joke should.

（笑声）就像任何好爸爸的笑话一样。

So my dad never really had any dad jokes.

所以我爸爸从来没有真正开过任何爸爸的笑话。

You know one cool Patreon perk we have is the ability to send in a dad joke for me to read.

我们有一个很酷的 Patreon 福利，就是能发一个冷笑话给我看。