This morning, I was talking to Sarah Creighton. She's a political analyst here.

今天早上，我采访了莎拉·克雷顿。她是这里的政治分析家。

Creighton, I told you a million times, everyone's butt has a crack in it!

克雷登，我跟你说过多少遍了，每个人的屁股上都有一道口子。

Creighton: There are many dangers involved in harvesting nests from caves.

Creighton：从洞穴中采集巢穴有很多危险。

Creighton: The price for bird nests, I would say, peaked in around the early 1990s.

Creighton：我想说，燕窝的价格在 1990 年代初左右达到顶峰。

Creighton: More people can afford it. More people can access it.

Creighton：更多人买得起。更多人可以访问它。

I quit my job as school cartoonist after “Creighton the Curious Student” came out, and I didn't really care who they picked to replace me.

上回《好学的克雷登》面世之后，我就辞掉校报漫画撰稿人的差事，我一点也不在乎他们挑谁来代替我。

The great thing about these “Creighton the Cretin” comics is that with all the idiots running around my school, I will never run out of new material.

这个“呆子克雷登”的最大好处，就在于我不会因为新素材不够而发愁，学校里笨蛋到处都是。