In the crapper for all I care.

不如去厕所吧。

So you see, it belonged to my husband's grandfather, and if I don't get it back, I am telling you, I'm gonna be in the crapper.

你瞧，它属于我丈夫的祖父，所以我不能把它要回来的话，我就要遭人抛弃了。