People buy all sorts of crap on there.

大家总是在那里买乱七八糟的东西。

Yeah, with me getting crapped on.

是，都是针对我的。

Don't crap on a case just because you're feeling a little insecure.

不要因为没有安全感就把情绪带到案子上。

Yeah. Well. When you've finished playing your kidnap-victim crap on my daughter, come by the house.

◆kidnap-victim 绑架受害者◆crap 废话；废物；屎；拉屎。

Look, you get a pepperoni pie up here in 30, or I will crap all over you on Yelp?

听着，如果你半个小时内不能送一个腊肉肠派过来，我就在在点评网上给你超级差评！

Oh a bird just crapped on my head.

哦，一只鸟刚刚在我头上拉屎。

You are totally crap on the not-getting-shot thing.

你对不中枪这件事完全是胡说八道。

I think YouTube, I don't think Susan is happy that there's crap on YouTube.

我认为是 YouTube，我认为 Susan 不会因为 YouTube 上出现垃圾而感到高兴。

They're not going to have that beginner's crap on there.

那是个给初学者考的, 不会给我。

Next person that wants to crap on me can find me at home.

下一个想敷衍我的人 去家里找我。

It's the same look you gave Chestnut that time he crapped on the couch.

上次栗宝把屎拉在沙发上你也是这个表情。

Excuse me, sir. There seems to be some sort of red crap on my cheese cake.

蛋糕红色的是什么鬼东西?

The kid that was so scared that he almost crapped his pants on the first day of class.

那个惶恐不安差点在第一节课吓破了胆的小孩。

After all, there's a lot of revolting material online, but why do we so rarely see such crap on Facebook, Twitter or Google?

毕竟， 网上有很多令人反感的材料，但为什么我们很少在 Facebook、Twitter 或 Google 上看到这样的废话？

Then vanilla, I say, well, to me, I guess this is the closest thing to a grandmother's… I say, vanilla does just fine on its own, vanilla ice cream, or with a bunch of crap on it.

然后香草，我说，好吧，对我来说，我想这是最接近祖母的东西… … 我说，香草本身就很好，香草冰淇淋，或者上面有一堆垃圾。