Hopefully, you're not constipated. Just go fast.

但愿，你不会便秘。赶紧去。

How long has been constipated for?

便秘多久了？

Stress can definitely make you constipated, too.

压力也会让你便秘。

No, sometimes I get constipated and sometimes I have diarrhea.

不规律，有时我便秘，有时我腹泻。

I see. And when you are constipated, do you take laxatives, or do you give yourself an enema?

懂了。当你便秘的时候，你吃泻药吗，或者灌肠？

What the hell is wrong with you? I'm helping you with stephanie. By making constipated moose sounds?

你到底怎么了？我在帮你留住斯蒂芬妮。通过像便秘的驼鹿一样叫唤？

When you're constipated, however, a desire to visit the bathroom isn't enough to coax your body into action.

然而当你便秘时，想上洗手间的冲动不足以让你的身体做出反应。

No. It's not exciting, it's constipating, and I'm only doing it to avoid Mom.

不。一点都不兴奋，只会让我便秘，我这样做只是为了躲着妈妈。

Question - have you ever been really, really constipated?

问题 - 你曾经真的非常非常便秘吗？

I feel like if someone was constipated you'll give them this.

我觉得如果有人便秘， 你就会给他们这个。