You say, I didn't know there was a conundrum of Adirondack chairs.

你说，我不知道阿迪朗达克椅子有一个难题。

They say, you're no longer able to sit in Adirondack chairs, Scoots.

他们说，你不能再坐在阿迪朗达克椅子上了，酷航。

Well, go check the Adirondack chairs, then, and see if bore-cat's out there.

好吧，那么，去检查一下阿迪朗达克椅子，看看那里是否有野猫。

I didn't know what an Adirondack chair was… my Uncle John.

我不知道阿迪朗达克椅子是什么… … 我的约翰叔叔。

Rarely do I use sarcasm in a sleep podcast, but I do when I'm talking to sentient Adirondack chairs.

我很少在睡眠播客中使用讽刺，但当我与有感知力的阿迪朗达克椅子交谈时，我会这样做。

He's channeling his inner Mazin about Adirondack chairs.

他将内心的魔力倾注在阿迪朗达克椅子上。

Well, 98% chance it's in the Adirondack chair, hun, the most comfortable place in our entire estate.

好吧，98% 的可能性是在阿迪朗达克椅子上，嗯，这是我们整个庄园里最舒适的地方。

So, Adirondack chair fan, Adirondack chair Stan… what about Stan, the Adirondack chair?

那么，阿迪朗达克椅迷、阿迪朗达克椅斯坦… … 阿迪朗达克椅斯坦怎么样？

It could be thoughts, like things on your mind from the past, the present, the future, the conundrum of Adirondack chairs.

它可能是想法，比如你脑海中过去、现在、未来的事情，以及阿迪朗达克椅子的难题。

A future full of sentient Adirondack chairs; I probably have some thoughts about that.

充满有知觉的阿迪朗达克椅子的未来；我可能对此有一些想法。

It reminds me of that Craig Mazin umbridge, almost, but he's not really… he doesn't have umbridge for Adirondack chairs.

这几乎让我想起了克雷格·马辛·乌姆里奇，但他并不是真的… … 他没有阿迪朗达克椅子的乌姆里奇。

Are you still an Adirondack chair for humans to sit in?

你还是一把供人坐的阿迪朗达克椅吗？

Aunt John and Uncle Karen, in Adirondacks in Adirondack chairs.

约翰阿姨和凯伦叔叔在阿迪朗达克山脉的阿迪朗达克椅子上。

I'm just saying, Adirondack chairs… well, one, if you're sentient, let me know what your purpose is.

我只是说，阿迪朗达克椅子… … 好吧，一，如果你有感知力，请告诉我你的目的是什么。

I know the… if… I know if Adirondack chairs were sentient and could roll their eyes… I sensed that.

我知道… … 如果… … 我知道阿迪朗达克椅子是否有感知能力并且可以翻白眼… … 我感觉到了。

A quorum of Adirondack chairs is about to let me know they're not… they're about to censor me, I think, not with… or give me some demerits.

法定人数的阿迪朗达克椅子会让我知道他们不是… … 他们要审查我，我想，不是… … 或者给我一些记过。

I'm not trying to make a case against Adirondack chairs, though.

不过，我并不是想反对阿迪朗达克椅子。

I can't recall, Your Honor, ever seeing a cat on an Adirondack chair.

法官大人，我不记得曾在阿迪朗达克椅子上见过猫。

I mean, sorry, I'm trying to introduce a sleep podcast, though, so I can't really go on endless tangents about Adirondack chairs.

我的意思是，抱歉，我正在尝试介绍一个睡眠播客，所以我不能真正继续无休止地谈论阿迪朗达克椅子。

It's actually a point of inquiry, so just in case future sentient Adirondack chairs are listening… and understandably, you're already holding me in judgment.

这实际上是一个询问点，所以以防万一未来有知觉的阿迪朗达克椅子正在倾听… … 可以理解的是，你已经在对我进行判断了。