So, I have been flying everywhere calling your name.

于是，我飞遍各地，呼唤着你的名字。

Your mama and daddy are drowning in buckets of their own blood calling your name. It's gonna be over in 30 seconds.

你的爸妈堙没在血海之中呼唤着你的名字 还有30秒就伸腿了。

An added bonus to this strategy is if there's no chips on the counter calling your name, it's likely that you'll just forget about them, and completely avoid the feeling of deprivation all at once.

这个计划的另一个福利是如果料理台上没有薯片召唤你，那么你应该很容易就会忘了有它，然后也可以避免突然之间被剥夺的感觉。