Yeah, just like I bought your story about never sleeping with Rick. -Excuse me?

是啊，就像我相信了你没跟瑞克上床。-你说什么？

I don't buy your story. Try not to have any more sick relatives this week, all right?

我才不相信你的鬼话呢。这周尽量不要再有其他的亲戚生病了，好吗？

Thank you for losing all your money so Hollywood would buy your story and I could buy all the pot I want.

谢谢你损失万贯家财现在好莱坞才会要买你的故事我也才有机会大买特买大麻。

And the feeling after these meetings is always the same: my heart is beating like a drum, because you never know if they've actually bought your story, or they're going to start following you to see who you really are.

这类会面之后的感觉，总是相同的：我的心跳像打鼓一样快，因为你永远不会知道 他们是否真的相信你的说法，或是他们会开始跟踪你， 看看你到底是谁。