Me? That guy who just said, " butt cracks" ?

我？那个刚刚才说“屁蛋”的人？

It's an egg yolk with a little butt crack.

它是有个小屁股缝的蛋黄。

Well, what about your fear of stray nails and butt cracks?

你对到处乱丢的钉子和屁股沟的恐惧呢?

I am terrified of stepping on a nail and falling into a butt crack.

我很害怕踩到钉子上还有掉进屁股沟里。

And if it doesn't work out, I'd be happy to introduce you to Butt Crack Bob over here.

如果没能白头偕老，我很乐意介绍你认识那位屁缝哥。

Well, if you change your mind, there's a gentleman over here at the bar who would like us to see his butt crack.

如果你改变主意了，吧台那边有位先生很想让我们欣赏他的屁股缝。

It’s an egg yolk with a little butt crack.

这是一个蛋黄，屁股有点裂。