What does it matter? The point is, I'm choosing you. Well, it matters a lot! I don't want to be a bran muffin.

有什么关系呀? 重点是我选择了你。关系可大了! 我不想成为一个糠松饼。

Which is now considered this horrible gluten-filled, carb-filled evil with sugar in it—Bran muffins, which are really just like small cakes, were considered superfoods.

现在的人则是把这种含有大量麸质、大量碳水和糖的玛芬当成超级食物，其实就是一种小蛋糕。

You want a sticker? - Is it a bran muffin sticker?

- 你想要贴纸吗？- 这是麸皮松饼贴纸吗？

Bran muffins, which are really just like small cakes, were considered superfoods.

麸皮松饼实际上就像小蛋糕，被认为是超级食品。

Sweetie, you can be any pastry you want. No, no. No, it's too late. I-I'm your bran muffin. Probably fat-free and good for your colon.

亲爱的，你想当什么点心都成。不，不，晚了，我是你的糠松饼，可能不含脂肪，易于消化。

What? Why am I a bran muffin? - You know, you're nutritious, practical.

- 什么？ 为什么我是麸皮松饼？- 你知道， 你很有营养， 很实际。

Sarah, bran muffin's like the most boring, disgusting food in the world.

- 莎拉，麸皮松饼就像世界上最无聊、最恶心的食物。

Oh no! Dad, all I ever have is a bran muffin and a touch of yoghurt.

女孩子吃的。

I then bought myself a decent coffee and a bran muffin, and a plain white bagel for when he might want to eat something.

然后我给自己买了一杯像样的咖啡和一个麸皮松饼，还有一个普通的白色百吉饼， 当他想吃点东西的时候。