Who am I kidding, this is so cool.

我是在骗谁呢，这实在太酷了！

Never mind. Who am I kidding? This race is over.

算了。我骗谁？竞选已经结束了。

Ah, who am I kidding, your brain stays a mess, kids.

啊，我在骗谁呢，孩子们，你们的大脑一团糟。

Heck, who am I kidding? I know exactly where to start.

见鬼，我在骗谁？我知道从哪里开始。

Oh, who am I kidding? I love it. Bree, that guy is gay.

哦 我骗谁呢? 我超爱的 Bree 那男人是个同性恋。

You're right, Dad. Who am I kidding?

你说得对，老爸。 是我自欺欺人？

Uh, who am I kidding? He's crazy.

呃我在骗谁呢 他就是个疯子。

Who am I kidding? No toilet paper, diner napkins.

开什么玩笑 厕纸和餐巾纸都不要了。

(Joe sighs loudly) Ah, who am I kidding, your brain stays a mess, kids.

（乔大声叹气）啊，我在跟谁开玩笑呢，孩子们，你们的脑袋一团糟。

Oh, who am I kidding? I can't do this!

我骗谁啊 我做不来这事！

I hate to be the bearer of bad news... Well, actually, who am I kidding?

- 我讨厌成为坏消息的传播者......好吧，实际上，我在跟谁开玩笑？

Oh, who am I kidding? I'm coming back here pregnant.

我糊谁呢 我肯定被人搞大肚子回来。

Who am I kidding? It's nothing a little peace wouldn't fix.

算了 骗谁呢 和平相处能解决一切事情。

So... oh god who am I kidding? I but the the dream is exciting.

天啊...我是在骗谁呢？ 但我不想让梦就此醒来。

Who am I kidding? I can't stay mad at you. You're adorable.

我开玩笑呢 我怎么可能生你气 你那么萌。

I don't know if you heard but I kinda already have a valentine this year… But who am i kidding i got you a present anyway!

我不知道你是否听说过， 但我今年已经有一个情人节了… … 但我在开玩笑吧， 无论如何我给你买了一份礼物！

Oliver...I don’t know if you heard but I kinda already have a valentine this year… But who am i kidding i got you a present anyway!

奥利弗… … 我不知道你是否听说过， 但我今年已经有一个情人节了… … 但我在开玩笑， 我还是给你送了礼物！