And you know what I end up with? Wet dreams.

你知道我是以什么告终的么 梦遗。

Well, such an existence could be some hermits' wet dream, but it's definitely not mine.

嗯，这样的存在可能是一些隐士的梦遗，但绝对不是我的。

This is like every Singaporean's wet dream, you know.

这就像每个新加坡人的梦遗一样，你知道的。

But Dr. Strauss said what happened to me after the party was a wet dream, and it's a natural thing that happens to boys.

斯特劳斯医生说，我在派对之后发生的事是梦遗，会很自然地发生在男孩子身上。