I was gonna come and tell you the good news that I didn't turn into a werepanther after all.

我来告诉你好消息我没有变成豹人。

I love you, but my feet hurt, mosquitoes are eatin' me alive, and you ain't even gonna turn into a werepanther.

我爱你 可我的脚疼死了，蚊子快把我咬死了，你根本不会变成豹人。