Vern. -You never call. You never write.

Vern.-你不打电话，也不写信。

Vern! He is so competitive. I constantly have to remind him they're just kids.

Vern！他就是这么好胜！我时不时得提醒他，她们都还是孩子。

Vern, focus! It's never bad luck when I look fabulous. Oh, hi. Don't worry. I'm here now.

韦恩，听好了！我每次亮丽出场都会大吉大利。不用了。我人已经来了。

" Beauty by Vern." You're opening up a salon? God, could you get any gayer?

" 韦恩美容院" 。你开了一家沙龙？天啊，你还能再有基情些吗？

Vern. I worked the catwalks in Milan and Paris. I'm not gonna give makeup tips to little Miss Training Bra.

韦恩。我以前是专在米兰和巴黎走秀的。我可没兴趣教那些小娃娃化妆技巧。

Vern. I worked the catwalks in Milan and Paris.

韦恩 我以前是专在米兰和巴黎走秀的。

Her odds of winning are slim. - Vern!

她获胜的希望不大 -韦恩！

" Beauty by Vern." You're opening up a salon?

" 韦恩美容院" 你开了一家沙龙？