Where unbathed, sword-wielding knights ate rotten meat, thought the Earth was flat, defended chastity-belt wearing maidens, and tortured their foes with grisly gadgets.

未沐浴、挥舞着剑的骑士吃着腐烂的肉，认为地球是平的， 捍卫佩戴贞操带的处女，并用可怕的小玩意折磨他们的敌人。