Just don't talk to me. I'm-I'm a twat.

别搭理我 我是个傻逼。

Pardon my French, but I can't believe what a complete twat he has been.

原谅我的粗鲁，但我不能相信他是一个彻头彻尾的笨蛋。

We were calling each other twat and wanker.

我们互相骂对方是白痴和白痴。

I know. Sorry. I...I was a massive twat.

我知道 抱歉 我就是个人渣。

Someone needs to teach those sad twats how to dig trenches.

得有人去教教那些可悲的白痴怎么挖战壕。

Let me take a wild guess he was a useless twat?

让我大胆猜测一下 他就像个没用的娘们儿?

You know I love you, but you smell like a sardine's twat.

我是爱你的 可是你臭得像泡鱼屎。

Twat, twat, twat, twat, twat, twat, twat.

傻逼 傻逼 傻逼。