My tummy aches. I have to poop.

我肚子痛。我要去大便。

Things start moving and you gotta poop.

腹中翻江倒海，你想去趟厕所。

You'll have to poop in this potty from now on.

你从现在开始一定要在这个马桶里便便。

Because we ate too much candy, we're going to have to poop?

因为我们吃了太多糖 我们就不得不去拉臭臭吗？

So putting Spike into his little hot tub sauna actually helps stimulate him to poop.

所以把斯派克放进他的小热浴盆桑拿实际上有助于刺激他排便。

When you eat food eventually you have to poop.

当你吃食物时，最终你必须大便。

Maybe it doesn't taste like poop to them.

- 也许它们尝起来不像大便。

Do you think I'm ready to poop gold?

- 你认为我准备好大便黄金了吗？

But seriously though, try not to poop your pants.

但说真的，尽量不要拉裤子。

I mean, where do you expect the cat to poop?

我的意思是， 你希望猫在哪里便便？

She decided to poop on the floor, so it's bath time.

她决定在地板上便便，所以该洗澡了。

I'm up all night. It's gonna poop.

我也会 他会大便。

Yes, obviously we all want to poop in that toilet.

是噢 我们都想去拉一泡噢。

But soon your guts start to rumble, things start moving, and you gotta poop.

但很快你的胆子开始咕咕作响，东西开始移动， 你得大便。

I don't really have time to poop.

我实在是没有时间拉屎。

If you can upload your brain to a computer, you don't need to poop anymore after all.

如果你能把你的大脑上传到电脑上，你就再也不需要大便了。

You might also develop pelvic floor dysfunction, where your muscles get weaker and it gets even harder to poop.

您还可能出现盆底功能障碍，即肌肉变弱，排便变得更加困难。

If my lawn were half as well maintained as that, pigeons wouldn't have the nerve to poop on it.

- 如果我的草坪保养得像那样，鸽子就没有勇气在上面拉屎。

For instance, if your pelvic floor muscles are in spasm, that could be making it harder for you to poop.

例如，如果您的盆底肌肉痉挛，可能会使您更难排便。

And so it kind of holds it all in until you're relaxed enough to poop it out.

所以它有点保持一切，直到你放松到可以把它拉出来。