Joff has asked, you have a TARDIS and know how to pilot it.

Joff 问，你有一个 TARDIS 而且知道如何操纵它。

Hey, Raj. if Howard can't keep the TARDIS, how great would it look at your place?

拉杰。如果霍华德不能留着塔迪斯，把它放在你家会不会很酷啊？

Essie has asked, Does the Doctor have a bedroom in the TARDIS?

Essie 问，博士在 TARDIS 里有卧室吗？

Poppy, since when can the doctor drive a car, she can barely drive the TARDIS?

Poppy，博士什么时候会开车了，她只会开 TARDIS 啊？

If I didn't have you, Life would be blue, I'd be Dr. Who without the TARDIS.

如果没有你，生活多凄迷，我会像没有时光机的神秘博士。

Ryan Smith has asked, Is the Doctor ever going to oil that squeaky hinge on the TARDIS door?

Ryan Smith 问，博士会不会给 TARDIS 门上吱吱作响的 铰链上油？

I will play on your behalf and send that TARDIS back to Gallifrey, where I hate that I know it belongs.

我愿意为你出战把塔迪斯送回加利弗雷去。我真恨我还知道了它母星叫什么。

So, Type 40 Marketing, If nothing can get into the TARDIS, how did the Kerblam!

Type 40 Marketing，如果没有东西能够进入 TARDIS，为什么 Kerblam 可以？

Ryan Kennedy has asked, How does the TARDIS always land on the flat ground?

Ryan Kennedy 问，TARDIS 如何总是降落在平地上？

Because you're a doctor, so I said your TARDIS...

因为你是医生 所以我说你的飞船。

You know, Amy, I, uh...can't help but wonder how Sheldon would react if the TARDIS was at your place.

你知道吗，艾米，我...我一直在想要是塔迪斯在你家，谢尔顿会有什么反应。

Oh, it’s a TARDIS. Truly the apex of British industrialization.

哦，这是一个 TARDIS。真正的英国工业化的顶点。

Excuse me. Why is there a sticker on this? It's my TARDIS from Doctor Who. I was planning on moving it in the house.

抱歉。为什么这上面会有要卖的标签？是我的《神秘博士》塔迪斯。我本来准备把它移进屋里的。

Have you made a decision about the TARDIS? I think I can sell it if we call it, " Big British PortaPotty."

你们决定好怎么处置塔迪斯了吗？换个名字我应该能卖掉，叫" 大号英式移动公厕" 。

Is there a day where they just stay in the TARDIS in some PJs and wait for their clothes to be washed?

是不是有一天他们只穿着睡衣留在 TARDIS 等着洗他们的衣服呢？

So it's settled. The fate of Doctor Who's TARDIS will be decided by a Game of Thrones inspired death-match on the battlefield of ThunderCats versus Transformers.

就这么定了。《神秘博士》的塔迪斯的去留，将由在霹雳猫大战变形金刚的旧战场上的因一场受《权利的游戏》启发的死斗来决定。

So, Santa Major Mario SMM VA has asked, I've always wondered if the Doctor was able to get a cleaner for the TARDIS what would the bill be for the inside?

Santa Major Mario SMM VA 问，我一直想知道博士如果给 TARDIS 请一个清洁工，那么打扫里面要多少钱呢？