I'll have to quit swearing or Grandma will sure tan my hide.

我实在不该说这些咒骂的话了，要不老太太要揍我的。

This is Dior and this is NARS. When I do my spray tans, I'm always a different shade.

这是 Dior，这是 NARS。当我做我的喷雾晒黑时，我总是有不同的阴影。