I'm just gonna go take a dump.

我需要去拉屎。

Just take a dump on the plate.

就像在盘子里拉了屎。

So maybe you have heard someone say: " I have to take a dump."

“我想要拉臭臭”。

And you're like: " Okay. I don't know what 'dump' is." Take a dump means go to the bathroom, but you're going number two, so you're taking a poo.

“好的。我不知道什么是‘臭臭’”。拉臭臭就是去卫生间，但你是去大号，你要去拉屎。

Sends the message that we're too fancy to take a dump.

让大家觉得这里仙得都不拉屎。

Because if a man can take a dump at work in peace, you know he's made it.

因为如果一个人能在工作中平静地大便，你就知道他成功了。

A Series of Unfortunate Events is super fun, but all kinds of exhausting, much like, you know when you really have to take a dump?

A Series of Unfortunate Events 非常有趣， 但是各种让人筋疲力尽的事情，就像，你知道什么时候你真的必须去大便吗？

So, if you have to take a big dump, you're going to say: " I am going to take a dump." And then it's confusing because when you do the action, there's only one person.

如果你必须去上大号，你会说：“我要去上大号。” 然后它令人困惑，因为当你采取行动时，只有一个人。

It would take at least half an hour to walk me home, and he had no intention of giving up such a shining stretch of time just because his little brother had to take a dump.

要带我回家至少得走半个小时，他可不想因为小弟弟想蹲坑，就得放过这段好时光。