Two minutes later I was lying on the Burgundy Bedspread of Doom, sweat cooling on my skin, wondering whether it would be really bad if I reached down to get my knickers.

— 两分钟后， 我躺在 Doom 的勃艮第床罩上， 汗水在我的皮肤上冷却，想知道如果我伸手去拿我的内裤会不会真的很糟糕。