But Oliver needs for you to keep your head on straight right now.

但奥利弗需要你保持理智。

All right, Howard, let's get something straight right now. I'm not going to be your mother.

够了 霍华德 有件事我必须得跟你直说 我不会像你妈一样照顾你的。

So imagine having to eat things like thesefor three years straight, right?

想象一下连续三年必须吃这样的东西，对吧？

Or his senior year, when he got drunk and made out with Liam in his twin bed for an hour, and he didn't have a sexual crisis about it—that had to mean he was straight, right?

或者他高四那年， 当他喝醉了， 在他的单人床上和利亚姆亲热了一个小时，而他并没有因此而产生性危机——这一定意味着他是异性恋，对吧？