If you're queer like me, talk to the straightest person you can find.

如果你和我一样是酷儿，去找个你能找到最直的人。

Oh, what, because she's another straight person coaching football?

因为她是另一个执教橄榄球的直女吗？

So, somebody started a rumour about you, and somebody comes up to you: " Oh, I heard, like, you're... You did this or that, or you're like this or that." So you want to set this person straight.

所以，有人开始散布关于你的谣言， 然后有人来找你：“哦， 我听说，你是… … 你做了这个或那个， 或者你是这样或那样的。 ” 所以你想纠正这个人。