I'd introduce you, but you may or may not have statutorily raped his sister.

本该给你介绍下的，但是从法律上讲你是强奸他姐姐的人。

I'd introduce you, but you may or may not have statutorily raped his sister. Might be a tad awkward.

本来是该给你介绍下的 但是按法律来说你就是那个强奸她姐姐的人 我想还是算了吧。