You spooned me against my will.

你肯定非礼了我。

Now all I want is a man who will spoon me and stay soft.

现在我就想要个 给我做饭又温柔的妇男。

Wow. I usually get to know a girl better before I let her spoon me.

通常我会跟女人混熟后 才会让她用汤匙帮我搔痒。