Have I screwed it up for the both of us?

我有没有毁了我们的生活？

Oh man, plastic becomes...Oh man, I screwed it up real bad.

哦，这个包装纸原来...哦，我把事情搞砸了。

And she would never be able to forgive me if I screwed it up.

如果我搞砸了 她永远也不会原谅我。

Oh, no, thanks. I gotta make sure my handyman gets his wiring done. He screwed it up the last time.

不了，谢谢。我要看着修理工把电线弄好。他上次完全搞砸了。

In the end though, I kind of screwed it up.

但后来 我搞砸了一些事情。

Finally, I made some friends, and I screwed it up again.

我终于有了朋友 但是又被我搞砸了。

I can't believe that I screwed it up so bad.

不敢相信 我居然把它搞砸了。

The chef – the cook – screwed it up, he made a mistake, he ruined it.

厨师——厨师——搞砸了， 他犯了一个错误，他毁了它。

Finally, I made some friends, and I screwed it up again. I'll get out of your hair soon. Won't have to see me again.

我终于有了朋友，但是又被我搞砸了。我马上就不会打扰你们了。你们不会再见到我了。

But most likely, the simple cases-- this may have not worked beautifully, in part, because I screwed it up and didn't notice when it stopped.

但最有可能的是， 简单的情况——这可能没有很好地工作，部分原因是我把它搞砸了并且没有注意到它何时停止。