I've never, ever had a royal flush.

我从没抓过同花顺。

But it's really hard to get a royal flush.

想抓到同花顺真的很难。

If you have the royal flush, you are guaranteed going to win.

如果你有同花顺，你保证能赢这局。

Each time you get a royal flush, buy yourself a lottery ticket.

每次你拿到皇家同花顺，就给自己买一张彩票。

So, this number one, most impossible hand is called a " royal flush" .

最大的手牌，也是最难被抓到的被叫做" royal flush" 。

No other hand in the world, ever, can beat a royal flush.

再没有什么能比同花顺更大了。

One down from the royal flush would be a " straight flush" .

比同花顺小的牌就是“straight flush”。

If I have a royal flush and you have a straight flush, I win.

如果我有同花顺，你有小同花顺，则我赢。

So, I'm going to pretend that I have the highest cards ever, called a " royal flush" .

我假装我有最大的手牌，被叫做" royal flush" 。

A of clubs, king of clubs, queen of clubs, jack of clubs, 10 of clubs, royal flush baby! How do you like them apples ?

梅花A，梅花K，梅花杰克，梅花10，我是最大的同花顺！亲爱的，怎么样，还有什么话说？