I hate cleaning up poo and pee.

我讨厌清大便和小便。

If you have any poo, fling it now.

如果你手里有大便的话，丢过去。

Inside the bag is dog poo.

塑料袋里是狗粪便。

Right - cats for example dig a hole to bury their poo.

没错，比如猫会挖一个洞来埋它们的大便。

You have to sit here when you poo.

你一定要坐在这里便便。

The gold you see in the water is whale poo.

你看到的这些漂浮在水中的金色物体是鲸鱼粪便。

Oh that this poo, poo solid flush would fart. - Huh?

哦，这个便便，冲走大便又放屁。- 啥？

So, if you take something without permission, somebody might steal your poo.

所以，如果你没有经过允许拿走某样东西，某人也可能在偷你的东西。

He was saying things like: " I think girls are stinky poos."

他总说女生是臭屎！

Constipation is when you can't do a poo or it's very hard.

便秘是指你不能排便，或者排便很困难。

You will be in some serious manure, which means sheep poo, if you do this.

如果你这么做，你会被关在臭味熏天的粪便堆里，如羊粪圈。

If you would like to take my poo, I'll charge you $100.

如果你想要拿走我的屎，我会给你100美金。

I, no, I wanna watch you now sift through that and pull out all the poo.

我，不，我想看你现在筛出所有的便便。

You might think that it's just the immature monkeys who would throw their poo, but that's actually not the case.

你可能认为只有那些不成熟的猴子才会扔便便，但实际上并非如此。

As if it was a horse. If you go back to the scene on the ground, the Hippogriff does take a poo.

但感觉就像它是一匹真的马一样。如果你注意到鹰头马身有翼兽在地面上的场景他还拉便便来着。

Astronauts buried their poo on the Moon.

3. 宇航员将便便埋在月球上。

" Oh, I've got to get on this train now" , so: " Poo, poo, poo" .

“哦，我现在得上这列火车了”，所以：“便便，便便，便便”。

Oh that this poo, poo solid flush would fart.

- 哦，这个便便，便便固体冲洗会放屁。

So I spray that and all the poo goes away.

所以我喷了它，所有的便便都消失了。

One week later, he would literally poo himself out of existence.

一周后，他真的会把自己拉出来。