On the other hand, I like juicy burgers, I like pepperoni pizza.

另一方面 我喜欢多汁的汉堡 我喜欢意大利辣香肠披萨。

Here you go. You can come back for seconds. Our famous pepperoni pizza.

给。过下回来看看我店最招牌的意大利香肠比萨。

All right, that's a large mushroom pepperoni pizza and two salads. I'll get that started.

好吧，大号蘑菇意大利香肠披萨两份沙拉。马上就好。

Ohh, heyy, do I look like a pepperoni pizza?

哦，嘿，我看起来像意大利辣香肠披萨吗？

Yes, I would like to order a small pepperoni pizza.

是的， 我想点一份小意大利辣香肠披萨。

Just a small pepperoni pizza. And that's everything for today?

只是一个小意大利辣香肠披萨。这就是今天的一切？

Yeah, and let's just say, it's a pepperoni pizza.

- 是的，我们只是说，这是意大利辣香肠披萨。

It's a pepperoni pizza. It's very good, mind you, but sorry, no relationship.

. . 这是意大利辣香肠披萨。 请注意，这非常好，但抱歉，没有任何关系。

Even though I can tell you didn't shower Because you smell like a pepperoni pizza, I'm proud of you.

但我还是要叫你去洗澡因为你现在闻起来像意大利香肠披萨，不过我还是为你感到骄傲。

And this is accomplished by avoiding foods that contain a lot of phosphate like dairy, meat, and soda - in other words, no more pepperoni pizza with coke.

应该避免吃含有大量磷酸盐的食物，如奶制品、肉类和苏打水；换句话说，可乐配意大利香肠披萨得戒了。

Meet Hallucigenia, a creature that looks like something Hieronymous Bosch would have dreamt up after eating a whole pepperoni pizza before bed.

认识一下 Hallucigenia，这是一种看起来像是 Hieronymous Bosch 在睡前吃了一整块意大利辣香肠披萨后梦见的生物。

STEP 3 Eat like you're still single. If you wouldn't have dreamed of eating half a pepperoni pizza for dinner when you were unattached, don't do it now.

吃东西时就好像你仍然单身。如果你单身时不会吃半个意大利辣味香肠比萨作晚餐，现在也不要吃那么多。

I love to tuck into to a pepperoni pizza or munch on a jam doughnut, even though I know the dangers that lurk in their ingredients.

我喜欢大口大口地吃意大利辣香肠披萨或大嚼果酱甜甜圈，尽管我知道它们的配料中潜藏着危险。

I mean if George Lucas ate a pepperoni pizza, and then drank a whole thing of chocolate yoohoo before going to bed, this is what he'd dream up.

我的意思是， 如果乔治·卢卡斯 (George Lucas) 吃了意大利辣香肠披萨，然后在睡觉前喝了一整杯巧克力 yoohoo，这就是他的梦想。