Do not joke with me about magic beans!

别拿魔豆和我开玩笑！

Can you not joke around for 2 seconds?

你就不能停止油嘴滑舌两秒钟？

Oh, don't joke about this, Abraham!

你服用回春剂了吗！

I'm not joking-- circus school didn't work out.

我没开玩笑 马戏学校后发现没出路。

Good thing I didn't joke we should kill him.

幸好我没有开玩笑说要杀了他。

The team behind the firm, however, claim they are not joking.

但是公司背后的团队宣称小行星采矿这事可不是在开玩笑。

I'm not joking, this is what turned up in my inbox.

我没有开玩笑， 我的收件箱里就是这个。

Ah, don't joke Feifei, I've lost the whole of the series!

菲菲你不要开我玩笑了，我所有的东西都没了！

Chandler, don't joke with me. Okay? I'm very, very upset right now.

钱德，别开玩笑，好吗？ 我现在非常非常地不高兴。

I wasn't joking but you can judge for yourselves when you meet her.

我不是开玩笑，等您见到她时再自己作判断吧。

No, sir. I'm not joking. Do you see that sign? It says cash only.

不，先生。我不是开玩笑。你看到那个标志了吗？上面说只有现金。

Don't joke. She's probably gonna try to get off on a psych plea.

道斯教授怎么样了。

Right, so they weren't joking when they said this is a super ultra wide monitor.

是的，他们所说的超宽屏显示器真不是盖的。

It was banter. Has this country come to the point where you can't joke with the help?

我开玩笑呢。美国什么时候成这样了不能跟佣人开玩笑？

I don't love can't, and when people talk about there are things you can't joke about.

我不太喜欢的时候，总有人跟你说有些事情是不能开玩笑的。

I'm not joking. I been drinking a little every day, slowly increasing my intake and building up my strength.

我没开玩笑。我最近每天都喝一点，慢慢加量，让我强壮起来。

But, of course, Valerie is not joking.

但是，瓦莱丽当然不是在开玩笑。

" Don't joke; tell me what you mean" .

“别开玩笑了， 告诉我你的意思” 。

They must not joke or laugh, or even smile.

他们不能开玩笑或大笑，甚至不能微笑。

It's a real tear-jerker, seriously. I'm not joking.

这是一个真正的催泪弹， 说真的。我不是在开玩笑。