As usual, I needed to cut out a bunch of random stuff like how gnarly King Louis IV skincare routine was, to why the west just refuse to wash their butts with bidets for centuries.

像往常一样， 我需要剪掉一堆随机的东西， 比如路易四世国王的护肤程序是多么粗糙，为什么西方几个世纪以来拒绝用坐浴盆洗屁股。