I have read in a paper which is said to have the largest circulation in the world, a comparison between the aspects of London and Paris, a comparison which should be positively laureat, as the great masterpiece of fatuous stupidity.

我在一份据说世界上发行量最大的报纸上读到过伦敦和巴黎各方面的比较，这种比较应该是绝对的桂冠，是愚蠢愚蠢的伟大杰作。