My name is Rex Van de Kamp.

我叫雷克斯·范德坎普。

Ah, this is Bree Van de Kamp.

我是Bree Van de Kamp。

Well, it was nice talking to you, Dr. Van De Kamp.

嗯, 很高兴与你交谈, Van De Kamp医生。

I'm here to see Rex Van De Kamp. Apparently, he had a heart attack.

嗯, 不好意思, 我来探望Rex Van De Kamp 他好像是心脏病发作了。

She asked if there was a Mr. Van De Kamp, and there's clearly not.

她问的是Van de Kamp先生在不在了 那当然是不在了。

I thought I wouldn't mind being Mr. Bree Van de Kamp.

我以为我不会介意成为 Bree Van de Kamp先生。

Bree Van de Kamp had occasionally found her home Bree Van de Kamp invaded by household pests.

偶尔会发现家里被家居害虫入侵了。

So, uh, how's your heart, Dr. Van De Kamp?

嗯, 你的心脏怎么样, Van De Kamp医生?

Beth? It's Bree Van de Kamp. Beth?

我是Bree Van de Kamp？

Yes, Bree Van de Kamp had finally met two pests she couldn't smash, poison, or shoot.

没错 Bree Van de Kamp终于遇到了两只她既不能拍扁 也不能药死或是崩了的害虫。

Also, she's got a radio interview wednesday, and they're already promoting her as Mrs. Van De Kamp.

况且 她星期三还有一个电台采访 已经用" Van de Kamp太太" 做宣传了。

Detective Vance. Mr. Solis, did you tell your daughter that Mrs. Van de Kamp killed your mother? Van de Kamp

我是Vance警官 Solis先生 是你告诉你的女儿夫人杀了你的母亲吗?

They're going to die. Bree Van de Kamp living in sin.

她们会吓坏了的 Bree Van de Kamp和某人同居了。

Yeah, I got a delivery for Van de Kamp.

有Van de Kamp的快递。

When Bree Van de Kamp decided to stop drinking, her recipe for sobriety was the 12 steps of Alcoholics Anonymous.

当Bree Van de Kamp决定戒酒时 她的清醒配方是是来自于戒酒自助会的12个步骤。

I'm sure your wife told you a gun was recently discovered at Bree Van De Kamp's house.

你妻子肯定已经告诉你 最近在Bree Van De Kamp家发现了一把枪。

So what do you say, Van De Kamp? Van De Kamp

你会说什么呢?

You're at the start of an incredible journey, and I am going to be there every step of the way, cheering you on, telling anyone who will listen that the Bree Van De Kamp is my friend.

你正踏上这不可思议的旅程，我会一直在沿途帮你打气加油，告诉每一个人，那个布里·范德坎普是我的朋友。