If I was a meal, how would I make me?

如果我是一顿饭，我会怎么做?

If I was to guess, I would say Liverpool.

如果让我猜，我会说是利物浦。

If I was 'good', I wouldn't be here.

如果我" 优秀" 就不会在这了。

If I wasn't an artist, I would be a doctor.

如果我不是艺人，我会成为一名医生。

If I was...I would've shown you this one.

如果我真的想...我会给你看这张照片。

If I was confirmed with coronavirus, what would you do then?

如果我确诊感染了冠状病毒，那你会怎么做？

If I was pregnant, I would want to ask about them.

如果我怀孕了，我想问问他们。

If I was in this for the money, I'd be a millionaire by now.

如果我是为了赚钱 早就是百万富翁了。

If I was a superhero who could fly and be invisible...

如果我是一个会飞 还会隐形的超级英雄。

If I was going to a zoo, I would wear this.

如果我要去动物园，我会穿这个。

" Well, " said Reek, " I could wash some. If I was free" .

" 行啊，" 臭佬道，" 我马上洗洗。如果您放了我。"

If I was gonna kill someone, I'd use polonium.

几个星期都不会毒发。

If I wasn't so busy, I would have offered to help.

如果我不那么忙的话，我就会提供帮助。

If I was here to kill anybody, they would be dead already.

要是我真来杀谁 他们早就死了。

Are you one of those people? If I was a bit lost?

你是那样的人吗？如果我迷路的话？

If I was going to ask you a question, I would ask you.

如果我要问你一个问题，我会问你。

If I wasn't so busy, I'd invite you over for dinner.

如果我不那么忙的话，我会请你共进晚餐。

If I was on the bus I'd pass it out to people.

如果我在公交车上，我会把它发给别人。

If I was not there, then I was dead -- and the King, too!

要是我不在那儿，那我就是死了——国王也一样。

If I was gonna go all Deadpool on him, dual katanas, decapitation.

我会用死侍对付他，用两把武士刀将他斩首。