Is this some headshrinker trick to make me feel sorry for you?

这是你心理医生的那套把戏吗为了让我对你心生愧疚？

You're the headshrinker the courts sent to see if I'm crazy.

你是法院派来诊断我的精神病医生。

Certainly, no reason to go to a headshrinker for help and end up marrying him.

更加不用去看精神病医生，最后还嫁给了人家。