Duh, Mom. - I hope Sophie likes hair gel.

肯定的 妈妈 -但愿苏菲喜欢发胶。

I slipped on a glob of hair gel at the salon.

我在美发店踩到一坨发胶，滑倒了。

She slipped on a glob of hair gel at the salon.

她在美发店踩到一坨发胶滑倒了。

You look like a hedgehog. Why don't you use some hair gel?

你看起来像只刺猬，干吗不用点发胶？

'It's hair gel.' Then I added with a smile, 'It's a strange mixture I make myself.'

“是发胶。”接着我脸带微笑补充说：“这是一种我自己配制的奇特的混合物。”

His hair was dripping wet, disheveled-even so, he looked like he'd just finished shooting a commercial for hair gel.

他的头发湿得滴水，凌乱得很——即使这样，他看上去也像刚刚拍完发胶广告似的。

Hair gel's got ice in his veins. Doucheface is too dumb to care.

发胶男是淡定帝，二货脸太笨了压根不在乎。

I just put hair gel on. My hands are very oily.

- 我刚涂上发胶。我的手很油。

I haven't used hair gel since ninth grade.

九年级之后我就没用过发胶了。

Right, like he buys his own hair gel.

是啊 好像他会自己买发胶一样。

Science might say otherwise, but it will be you deciding whether that copious 900-ounce container of hair gel will ever be used again.

科学可能会给出不同的答案，但你可以决定是否再使用那瓶900盎司的发胶。

Okay, are you mad at me because my hair gel smells?

好 你生我的气 是因为我发胶有怪味？

Outstanding, I'll be spending two days with hair gel and a pin -Striped suit.

好极了 我的2天时间要交给一个 涂发蜡 穿细条纹西服的人了。

As if one of the plants from Invasion of the Body Snatchers duplicated you in every way, only with an absurd amount of hair gel.

就好像《人体异形》里某植物复制出来的你 不过是海量发胶版的。