My dad might get laid off.

我的父亲可能会被解雇。

This woman needs to get laid.

这种女人绝对是欲求不满。

Eek barba dirkle, somebody's gonna get laid in college.

哎巴带 某人在大学里肯定有艳福咯。

Did you get laid last night?

你昨晚被上了吗？

" Get laid, " They said. " Rebound the pain away! "

“约炮去”，他们说，“去打个分手炮！”

And it's all for what? Just to get laid.

这都是为了啥啊 就为了滚床单。

How long's it been since you got laid?

你有多久没跟人上床了？

Ooh-LA-LA, someone's gonna get laid in college.

哦啦啦 某人在大学肯定要有艳福咯。

" I applied for unemployment the day I got laid off, " she says.

“我下岗那天，就申请了失业保障。

You're saying I couldn't get laid in a women's prison with a handful of pardons.

你是想说 我即使拿着赦令走进女子监狱也没人会跟我上床。

The mansion we slept in was one that I crept in， the way I get laid is through deceit.

我们夜宿于我私闯的民宅，我欺骗良家妇女。

But sometimes, life throws curveballs our way and we go through painful breakups or get laid off.

但有时，生活会给我们带来难题，我们会经历痛苦的分手或被解雇。

But he says people who don't take vacation time can get laid off just like anyone else.

但是他表示不休假的人同样会像其他人一样被解雇。

Why doesn't she get drunk or get laid? That's what I would do if you left me.

她为什么不大醉一场，或出去鬼混一下。如果你抛弃我，我就这么做。

And I sat there for six hours on slack and watched my colleagues get laid off one by one.

我在那里闲坐了六个小时，看着同事们一个个被解雇。

The mansion we slept in was one that I crept in. The way I get laid is through deceit.

我们睡的豪宅是我闯空门的那栋。我找人上床的方法就是用诈骗的。

Now all we do is fight, and there's no payoff, and it sucks! You and I need to get laid!

现在只剩下吵架了，没有回报，糟糕透了！我想要跟你干！

And they will say either no or yes because as you get older, more stuff and burdens get laid upon you.

他们会说“不快乐”或者“快乐”，因为随着年龄的增长，更多的东西和负担会压在你身上。

The mission is to get laid not paid.

任务是被解雇而不是得到报酬。

Oh, and a little word of advice—never compare your wife to your dead mother if you wanna get laid on your birthday.

小小建议一下，永远不要拿你老婆跟你死去的老妈比，如果你想在生日那天做爱的话。