My ex-girlfriend? Did you Google me? Don't you dare Google me!

我前女友？你谷歌我了吗？你竟敢谷歌我！

She's on the internet all the time Googling me.

她一直在网上搜索我的东西。

You googled me. Feels like a date move.

你谷歌我了 感觉像想跟我约会。

The fact that anybody would Google me anyway is flattering, that somebody in the world has the time to think about me and and then takes the time to go and try to find out more.

无论如何，任何人都会用谷歌搜索我这一事实令人受宠若惊，世界上有人有时间来想我，然后花时间去尝试了解更多。

So if you Google me, in fact -- actually, sorry -- if you DuckDuckGo me, you will find maybe a lot about me and my work, but you may find no information about my daughters.

所以如果你用谷歌搜索我， 事实上——实际上， 抱歉——如果你 DuckDuckGo 我，你可能会找到很多关于我和我的工作的信息， 但你可能找不到关于我女儿的信息。