Well, you know, you go number two...

你知道，你会去大便。

Our bodies are actually designed to go number two easier while squatting.

当你蹲下的时候，我们身体结构天生就更容易形成数字2的形状。

I can go number two at my best friend's mom's house.

我可以在我最好朋友的妈妈家里排第二。

Now it doesn't matter if you go number two or number 22. - Okay.

现在你去二号还是二十二号都没关系了。-好的。

Pandas even go number two while they're napping, and they spend a lot of time mapping as a way to compensate for their low-energy diet.

熊猫在打盹的时候甚至会排第二，它们会花很多时间在地图上，以弥补它们的低能量饮食。

And you're like: " Okay. I don't know what 'dump' is." Take a dump means go to the bathroom, but you're going number two, so you're taking a poo.

“好的。我不知道什么是‘臭臭’”。拉臭臭就是去卫生间，但你是去大号，你要去拉屎。

The way to achieve a successful marriage is this, I know this is a brute-y thing to say, but if you can afford it, don't go number two in the same place as your partner because then you keep the mystique alive.

实现成功婚姻的方法是这样的，我知道这样说很粗鲁， 但如果你负担得起， 不要和你的伴侣在同一个地方排名第二， 因为这样你就可以保持神秘感。