In America we never say we're going to the toilet.

在美国，我们从来不说我们要上厕所。

So instead of saying I'm going to the toilet, we'd say I'm going to the bog.

所以与其直接说“我要去厕所”，我们会说 I'm going to the bog。

Perhaps going to the theater is more like going to the toilet than some sort of religious ritual or moral edification.

也许去剧院更像是去厕所， 而不是某种宗教仪式或道德熏陶。

Tapping Ling Hwa's back end is the next best option and simulates what panda mums do with their tongue to encourage going to the toilet.

轻拍瑛华的屁股是仅次于上述操作的最佳选择，它能模拟熊猫妈妈用舌头刺激宝宝排便的行为。

Today's lesson is all about going to the toilet. This thing is called a " plunger" . Plunge, plunge, plunge! What do you do with this in the bathroom, you wonder? This is a plunger.

今天的课程是关于上厕所的。 这个东西叫做“柱塞” 。暴跌，暴跌，暴跌！ 你想知道你在浴室里用这个做什么？ 这是一个柱塞。

Just a warning: today's episode contains mentions of sex, bodily functions—specifically going to the toilet when you don't want to, as well as throwing up—strong swearing and mild gore—that's blood and violence and things like that.

只是警告：今天的剧集提到了性、身体机能——特别是在你不想上厕所的时候，以及呕吐——强烈的咒骂和轻微的血腥——这是血腥和暴力之类的。